A loving tribute/tongue-in-cheek parody/complete rip off of the oddly compelling Dave the Commoner blog.
This is the story of Ela – former favored companion of Duke Eaglevane himself! When the Duke’s wife got jealous, Ela found herself drugged and left in an alley in far away Graltontown , a cultural wasteland vastly removed from the bustle and bluster of the ducal seat . Day by day Ela works towards her revenge.
Ela’s no fool and she’s been around the block a time or two so she begins with the Calculated Bribe and Subjective Truth Traits. Ela starts her quest for vengeance as a level 1 Expert with the basic NPC stat array. Her beginning feats are Deceitful and Skill Focus – Profession (Courtesan).