I’ve had several blogs over the years, one of them was read by as many as SIX people. One thing I did on all of them sometimes was answer my mail. Those were always the posts that no one liked. So why not bring that tradition back? I’m too lazy to do any “real” writing today.
Helen, a 30 year old dental hygienist from Carbondale writes –
“You’re writing sucks.”
That’s not a question but thanks for stopping by! Also you used the wrong your.
Danny, a 26 year old government politician who enjoys going to the movies, working on cars and meditation writes –
“Why do you suck at writing so badly?”
I think it should be bad instead of badly – that sentence as constructed means that I am bad at sucking right? The easy answer is that I never learned how to write properly. I took creative writing in HS but things didn’t really work out. One time the teacher said “you need to learn how to write dialog” and I said “okay can you help me with that?” and they gave me detention for “sassmouth”. Another time I got in trouble for “making stuff up”. In creative writing class. Another time she gave me a note saying I was a bad person because I wrote a story about vampires and vampires were “satanic”. I think she presented this as a note because you’re not supposed to talk about religion in school. I never thought I had a shitty education until I met my GF and she was aghast at all my stories like this.
Another answer is that writing is hard. To write something good you have to really work at it – you have to edit and re-write and edit and re-write some more. To write something good you have to go over it so many times you grow to hate it. No thank you. Also you have to have talent.
Esther Greenway a 40 year old former personal trainer, bus driver, painter, and golf instructor writes –
“I would like this story if the main character was a man.”
That’s not a questions but thanks for stopping by!
Drako Pinkish writes –
“Ela is a terrible character, women won’t act like this.”
I don’t think a character has to be realistic to be interesting. Also that’s a pretty broad statement that I don’t know if I agree with. There’s probably some women that are like this – definitely some fictional women anyway. It’s not typical behavior sure, but who wants to read about normal behavior? Also, and I realize that this is a cop-out, but in fantasy writing is there any reason to expect people would act anything like what we think is normal?
DJ Wario; Making music. DDR whore. Basically Wario. I wanna see your make believe; writes –
“What is this called erotic, there’s nothing erotic here.”
Good news, I changed the name a while back. I thought it would be funny to called it the Erotic Endeavors because it was not erotic at all. No one thought it was funny. Also I got some gross messages about how my blog could be more erotic. I guess the joke was on me. I shouldn’t call those people gross I guess, they were just trying to help. By being gross. What’s DDR?
George Parker, a 32 year old ophthalmology student writes –
“Sites is horrible, I can’t even read it.”
Yeah, web design is clearly not my thing. I tried to make it look okay. Several people asked for archives so I added that as best I could but I don’t think it’s helpful at all. I’ve heard that it’s super messed up on a mobile device. I tried to fix that but what do I know about mobile apps? Nothing. Wouldn’t it be “hilarious” if paid someone a bunch of money to make my site better? No. It would not. Also to make this even funnier I work in IT. I know that lots of people in IT don’t know anything about web design, but to an outsider it makes it funnier because it’s all computers. Also I don’t know shit about computers.
HTW 35-year-old kitchen assistant and aspiring life coach writes –
“Is this a solo campaign?”
I never thought of it like that until I was a year in but I guess it is. Or more accurately maybe it’s a narrative using Pathfinder/D&D as inspiration for writing prompts. I bend the rules somewhat because of the representative nature of combat in Pathfinder/D&D and also because if you go by the rules as written Ela’s Bluff is so high she could pretty much convince anyone to do anything so I tamp that down. It wouldn’t be very interesting if everyone just did whatever she said all the time. Not that it’s interesting now, but you know.
Kristin Roxy, artist and mother of Brent writes –
“Why is Ela called to as an expert when she’s a rogue?”
She started out as an expert. I had thoughts about sticking with just expert levels all the way through but that would have been somewhat dull.
The Tallnet; semi-professional sports person, I’m feeling 22!#swiftie, spread kindness like glitter, sparkles, TN notice x3; writes –
“This is offensive to women.”
That’s not a question but thanks for stopping by! Also I hope that that my writing is not offensive to most women. I don’t mean to be offensive. Not sure that matters though. What’s TN notice x3 mean?