One of my staples in a blog I had 7 blogs ago was making fun of listicles. It wasn’t very creative but hey, what do you want from me. Anyway, I saw a listicle this morning of the best superhero to debut in each year of the 1970’s and figured I’d write about it for old times’ sake. Since this blog is currently sort of about 70’s superhero stuff I thought I’d post it here too.
1970 – Valkyrie – No
Correct Answer – Conan the Barbarian
According to the writer of the article Valkyrie is a break-out star from the MCU. She was neat in Ragnarök but I felt to me like that character barely did anything. Seemed like a tacked-on third wheel to me rather than a break-out star. But either way Conan is way more of a thing than Valkyrie.
1971 – Man-Thing – No
Correct Answer – Doc Sampson
No one even knows who Man-Thing is. Granted probably not a lot of people know who Doc Sampson is either, but I think MORE people know about him at least. I was tempted to say Mockingbird because she’s one of my favorites but I admit she’s not that well known. She could be though because the Black Widow character in the MCU is really just re-skinned Mockingbird than Black Window as I remember her from the comics. So the Black Widow you know and love really is Mockingbird. I wondered why Mockingbird didn’t show up in the MCU but they already had one woman so obviously they didn’t want to double up.
Doc Sampson has technically been introduced in the MCU, the dude from Modern Family played him in the Incredible Hulk and then all those scenes were cut from the movie. What’s going on with the Hulk? Is that still going to be a thing in the MCU? If so I hope Doc Sampson gets in the mix. Maybe in She-Hulk? I hear they’re going to use She-Hulk to bring the Incredible Hulk movie more actively into the MCU. Without the guy from Fight Club of course.
1972 – Luke Cage – Yes
They nailed this one, although I would like to see Tigra in the Avengers line-up. I suppose after the Cats movie made everyone go blind they’re gunshy about cat people.
1973 – Howard the Duck – No
Fucking Thanos was introduced in 1973 (and is the correct answer). I assume this is a joke. Blade and Shang-Chi also debuted in ‘73 who are also far more important than a duck that tried to nail Lea Thompson. Not that I blame him. Also in ‘73, Killmonger.
1974 – Wolverine – Yes
As Wolverine has slowly taken over 80% of the comics in the Marvel library I’ve grown to hate him. But this is correct, I can’t say he’s not the biggest deal from 1974. Poor Punisher. Although if you wanted to, you could argue that for a couple years in the general public perception Punisher was probably more well-known than Wolverine. When the Punisher movie came out a dude I game with was super pissed that he was played by Tom Jayne because he was a big Punisher fan and hated Tom Jayne. That guy from Walking Dead is a much better Punisher.
1975 – Storm – Yes
I’ve never much cared for Storm myself, but she’s got the pedigree to be number one here over some of my favorites, Jamie Maddrox, Moon Knight, and freaking Nightcrawler! What a year ‘75 was.
1976 – Rocket Raccoon – Maybe
This is a tough one because no one in the world knew who Rocket was until Guardians of the Galaxy came out. Now everyone loves him, but can such an obscure character be the best from ‘76? The thing is there’s not a lot of competition. Black Tom Cassidy is an X-people staple but even with a small funny bit in Deadpool I doubt anyone knows him. For me it’s Captain Britian but I don’t know if anyone else in the world liked Excalibur but me. I guess it is Rocket by default?
1977 – Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew) – No
Correct Answer – Sabertooth
I may be biased on this because all I remember about Jessica Drew from the comics is that it seemed like she was Spider-Woman for like half a second and then was de-powered and was a normal person just hanging around. I’m not a fan of the Jimmy Olsen types. But in any case Sabertooth is much more recognizable if for no other reason than being Wolverine’s archenemy slash best friend slash brother slash father slash whatever. Those Wolverine movies were pretty terrible but I really liked Liev Schreiber as Sabertooth. I hoped I might see that again but I saw an interview were Liev said that playing Sabertooth was lame and he wasn’t going to do it again.
I would further argue that Jessica Drew isn’t even the most well-known lady spider person – which is obviously Gwen Stacy. Even May Parker is ahead of Jessica Drew. Also when that Netflix show came out Jessica Jones I was confused because I got it mixed up with Jessica Drew. They violated the two Jessica rule.
1978- Mystique – Yes
Not much to say her, you can’t really compete with a nude Rebecca Romajin followed by a nude Jennifer Lawrence. I actually think the way Mystique has been portrayed in the movies is really crappy but whatever, she’s clearly more well-known than Arcade. Speaking of Arcade, I just read Avenger’s Arena. I liked that they just said flat out that it was a rip off of the Hunger games.
1979 – Northstar – No
Correct answer – ???
To me it’s the Shadow King, but even with that Legion show I don’t know if everyone else knows or cares about the Shadow King. Ant-Man and War Machine both came around in ‘79. War Machine feels like a bigger presence in the MCU as Tony’s buddy, but Ant-Man gets his own movies so it seems like something of a toss-up.